Wednesday, 15 August 2012

The Most Interesting Man on Earth.

Seeing Trent leave and no where to stay prompted us to take a risk in getting from Amsterdam to Barcelona/Madrid in a single day. This proved an impossible feat and not wanting to pay 77 euros extra for the over night train, we were stranded halfway in the both wonderful and awful French capital, Paris. after tossing up numerous options yet all looking to hurt our back pockets we reserved a seat to Figueres (spanish border), where branches to both Barcelona or Madrid were possible come lunch time the following day. Faced with the options of getting a hotel room or sleeping at the station we elected to do the latter and see the Tower once more at night. Armed with my camera, tri-pod and a full battery, I was happy to line up the tower through the view finder one more time before I left the amazing landmark. We relieved our spines by dropping our packs at the luggage storage, before setting out out on foot, which was a nice change considering we had been sitting on the locomotive all day. The mild sun beat down on our heads and I felt more perceptive walking along the river seine than the previous times, enjoying the street performers as they busked jazzy tunes, the Latin dance lessons on the riverside and the sound of boats creating light wakes while couples drank wine and laughed on the decks. This area I can assure you does not speak for the entirety of Paris, merely covering the overpopulated, dilapidated, crushed urban scape in which residents gobbled up by the machine that is Paris reside, but I loved the covering on this night. Stranded in Paris is not the worst situation that has ever happened to anyone as long as they have some money and wits. We walked for three quarters of an hour and we had hardly put a dent in the journey, so a few beers were in order to take the edge off our stress ridden day. We disappeared into a small Irish pub to chat and regather over a beer that went down better than ever, giving me a collected mindset for the rest of the travel. The sun was going down and the Towers lights could be seen from a distance. The monument in sight is not an indication of being there, The shear size of the landmark creates a perception of being closer than you really are. It seems the same size for half an hour after you first see it and being my third visit to the tower I was not fooled. We got there eventually and grabbed spot on the grass where we lay with a bottle of wine I bought from a gypsy, in silence letting ourselves take in the lights and atmosphere the tower emits. After a glass of red, a brief talk with some girl I gave a huge glass of red (the gypsy red wasn't much chop) we took our last look at the tower before commencing the return journey. This is where we met him.
Walking the streets of this side of Paris at night is not a hassle. the odd homeless or rambling drunkard, but you'll find these people whichever city in the world you're in. we strolled along chatting for around a quarter of an hour before walking up behind a man with large white headphones, relaxed tweed shorts, surf t shirt with a stone washed shirt over the top. He was around 25, 6 foot one, lean, a marginally brown complexion and a small non tight afro. A pretty cool, relaxed looking dude humming French tunes and smiling. He stopped after seeing our shadows removed his headphones and said 'hello'. We greeted him back and before long we were chatting whilst we walked. We had only been chatting for around 2 minutes before he asked us where we were intending on traveling to come morning. We explained our situation the prior day and told him that we were catching the first train out of Paris to Spain. I never saw the next words from him coming, and I don't think even the highest credentialed human behaviorist could have. He said "I'll come". We all had a laugh and when he started laughing excessively I began to get a little concerned with this guy and his mind. He almost had a serious glint in his eye about the whole, going to Spain with us notion. He said that he was nearly home when we had caught him, but the idea of having lunch in Spain the following day was too exciting to resist. We walked in silence for a bit before he took off his head phones and introduced me to his favourite 80's French band. It was pretty average, but I said that I liked it. He gave us a history lesson with his perfect English on every building, bridge, restaurant and sight we passed. He had a unique air of intelligence and charisma. It became apparent about three quarters of the way home that we knew nothing about him although he had been talking the whole time. I asked him of his profession to yet another reply of laughter and "I guess I sell some things". I initially thought drugs and began to further distance myself. He continued laughing to the point Kris and I were getting really uncomfortable. A madman indeed. He said he cannot help it as he loves seeing peoples reactions when he laughs for a minute straight. some laugh with him, some freeze and some run he explained. We just stood there. Does this guy have a Job to go to in the morning? it's 2.00 am on a Monday night for god sakes. We made it to the station to find it completely closed. The front entrance was lined with homeless, drunks and no-gooders, some sleeping others hanging around and a group of them playing cards. We decided to get out of there for the moment and asked the man whether he knew where a place to buy food was. He wasn't certain, but started off down a main street, chatting the way. A drunken bum rambling and stumbling down the street with a bottle of wine and an impressive beard walked past, at which point I turned to the man and said "is that one of your friends". He laughed and replied "haha Yes, I'm that crazy". I was on edge with him after that. Finch and I every now and then had been turning to each other behind his back and miming things like "what the fuck" or "Who is this guy" under our breaths. The whole thing was weird. He pulled out his blackberry and called a friend for his birthday, but being 2.30 am understandably got the answering machine. He said happy birthday and that he would see him after Spain. he put the phone to our ears to give a little message. We were growing comfortable with him by now so we sent our best wishes to his friend Charles as we walked. He found us a couple of cokes after persuading the closing up shop owner with his charm, which hit the spot. We walked back to the station but with just over an hour until it opened we lay on our back packs near the Gare de Lyon Mercure. The safest looking spot to sit and wait. We chatted with him further and I asked him in all seriousness what his job was. He laughed and explained that he was a entrepreneur who had made it with a website offering discounts to events, restaurants and products around France. He explained that he makes a commission from the companies that list the deals on his site. It was the only thing that made sense and I completely believed him. He had been so honest and sincere with everything that he had told us previously. I began to warm to him and his quirks and kind of hoped that he would come to Spain with us, but was still skeptical about things. My human instinct had labelled this odd man as a threat. somebody I couldn't understand, work out or fit into any category. An entrepreneur that had conquered the world, without a great deal of toil, leading him to live instinctively and act irrationally for kicks had never occurred to me. It was the only thing that made sense. He was interested that I was taking psychology, "I bet you couldn't profile me”. I replied “mate you’re not wrong”. He said quote “with people you won't stop studying for a life time”. He was wise with his words and I took in everything he said that night. He knew so much about Kris and I, but now I longed to know more about him. He told me that there was nothing better in life than silence. He was too interesting to ignore. The three of us were growing weary so we lay against the barrier poles on the curb looking up at the impressive and illuminate clock that shone above us. The concrete was hard on my back, but despite this I couldn't keep my eyes open. I wrapped my arm around my bag tight to prevent anyone from taking it before letting myself drop off.
 Finch and I woke up 15 or so minutes later to find him gone. We sprung up and checked our stuff. I knew he hadn't taken anything. He came laughing out of the terminal saying "it's open, but I didn't want to wake you". At this point I said "Sorry mate, I never caught your name, I'm Tom" to the reply "ahhh that's because I never gave it to you, mine is Jonathan". Yet another remark I found interesting. He searched for an open machine for a ticket, but they were all closed. He bought one croissant and filled up Kris' drink bottle. He offered us the single croissant before taking the first bite. We lay and tried to sleep in the terminal, but funnily enough couldn't drop off like we had earlier on the street. I had my phone on charge and Jon asked politely if he could listen to my music for a while. I put on some God is an Astronaut, which he was really get into with a few head bobs. Finch and I went and grabbed our bags, to find Jonathan gone. He reappeared 5 minutes later with a ticket to Spain, a book on spirituality and some water. He had the clothes on his back, his headphones, his phone and his new book. The essentials for 5 hour international trip. We discussed where we were going to stay and when I mentioned a hostel, he thought that it would be great idea as we could save money. Saving money, not the characteristics of an internet tycoon. We boarded the train, with him two seats ahead of us. I was mainly sleeping, but every time I looked up he was further and further into the book. He didn't utter a word to us for the entire trip. He finished the book before arriving in Figueres and didn’t even look tired. No wonder his language was impeccable. departing the train we had no idea whether to head to Barcelona or Madrid and lacking the spontaneity of Jonathan we momentarily sat calculating the best move to make. He couldn't sit still. In this brief period he struck up a conversation with the most beautiful Spanish girl. What ever he was saying in Spanish, he had her full attention. He has a gift when it comes to people. Finch and I discussed what to do while he chatted with everyone he could find. The girl was off to a reggae festival he informed me and said that it looked pretty good. He went and chatted to a few guys outside and had made yet more friends. He moved onto the Bus drivers, chatting away before coming back to us and saying "Hey guys, I'm going to jump on that bus it was nice meeting you, I want you to add me on facebook". He ran to the service desk wrote his name down on an old lotto card and said "don't be surprised when you see me on TV" before turning to chase down the already in motion bus. The bus came to a halt, let him on and that was the last we saw of Jonathan. Kris and I in shock at what had just happened were speechless. A man we were speaking to on the street in Paris after 2 minutes spontaneously decided to come to Spain for no apparent reason on a Tuesday morning after sleeping under a clock in Paris, then leaving on a Bus to who knows where, to never be seen again.
We bewilderedly walked to the shops in the station and ate while we tapped into the Mc'donalds Wifi. I removed the scrunched up lotto card from my pocket to search the name Jonathan Besnainou. The results shocked me as I read. Jonathan Besnainou is Ceo of 300 million euro a year company ohmydeal.com. His company is set to move around 8 billion euros in total in 2012, up 3 billion since 2005. I watched a video of him on Youtube. The same curly hair, the same intelligent speak, the same quirky mannerisms, the same exact man lying next to us sleeping on the concrete under the clock tower in Paris. I still can't believe it. I can honestly say that I have met one of the most interesting men on earth.